Description
First Class Funk doesn’t whisper — it boards loud and reeks louder.
This heavyweight hybrid mashes GMO’s garlic-gas funk with Jet Fuel Gelato’s jetstream smoothness for a ride that’s rich, dirty, and dangerously deluxe.
Bust open a jar and the aroma hits like a cabin pressure change — spicy diesel, peppered garlic, and creamy skunk wrapped in earthy hash and sweet citrus haze. Every inhale is a first-class ticket straight to couch-cruise altitude.
Visually, buds flash deep green with violet streaks and frosty trichome snow, dense enough to stick to your fingers like baggage fees. The smoke is thick, funky, and endlessly satisfying — fuel on the inhale, garlic-gelato on the exhale.
The effects? Heavy, euphoric, full-body relaxation with a slow-burn mental buzz that smooths turbulence
